salty snickers
when, after having -n-l s-x, the person being sodomized sucks the sperm and their own feces off the p-n-s of the person doing the sodomizing.
the term originates from the (alleged) saltiness of -j-c-l-t- combined with the chunky brown consistency of feces.
bob: so you think she loves you?
jack: i gave her a salty snickers last night and she loved it. she’s mine.
bob: better run. she’ll be wanting to get married next.
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