Salty Water Cannon


(n.) – a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.
“yo brah, so did you do her brah?”
“nah brah, but i gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!”
“no way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?”
“its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!”
“ahh f-ck brah! my eye!”
“uhh chyeahh!”

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