salvadorian slurpee


when you fill up a bathtub with cherry slurpee and eat p-ssy and -ss with a brain freeze.
although overwhelming, rico’s brain freeze didn’t stop him from finishing the salvadorian slurpee he was finishing out of rita’s -ss.

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