sam-hash
term used to ‘covertly’ communicate one’s opinion on the attractivenss of another human being, a roundabout phrasing of “smash”. can be used in many circ-mstances, as part of a sentence or as a stand-alone exclamation. partciularly useful in the presence of girlfriends/wives and preferable to “i’d plow that into the ground”.
silent ‘h’ is preferable to achieve the desired effect, leaving the sound of ‘sam-ash’
1. on seeing an attractive piece of b–tch flesh in the street,
john: “sam-hash!”
girlfriend: “what???”
john: “just remembered someone’s name from work.”
2. guy 1: “would sam-hash. defintiely sam-hash.”
guy 2: “smashtastic. a solid smash out of smash”
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