Sam Plan
any plan involving general disappointment and an early end to the night.
partic-p-nts will often be unaware they are involved in a sam plan until they are at home eating hungry jacks, wondering why it was such a disappointing night.
eg. 1
“i know, lets go to e55, it’ll be sweet!!!”
“nah man, that sounds like a sam plan, think i might grab some hj’s and go home.”
eg. 2
“hey, lets go to (insert cr-p bar n-body has ever heard of)!!!”
“ummm… ok.”
……10 minutes later……
“this is sh-t, f-ckin sam plan!! i’m going to hj’s”.
eg. 3
“this bar is sh-t, why are we here?”
“sam plan!”
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