that creepy b*tch from the ring films. if seen run, close yo godd*mn eyes.
guy 1: hey watch this tape dude
guy2: oh h*ll to-the-no that’s the creepy b*tch samarah nah
the baddest chick in town. all the dudes want her but she is very selective cuz her momma raised her right. all the chicks wanna be her cuz she is a cross between c*ssie/mila kunis and lives life to the fullest. the kinda girl that you take home to meet mom. she’ll be the best thing that happened to you til you do her wrong, then you’re cutoff…for good.
i wish samarah would come over, she’s such a bamf!
pretty much the biggest b*tch you will ever meet. so much so that she doesn’t even deserve a definition here. typically one that looks like an ape but acts like she is hotter than jennifer lopez. yes, she too is mexican.
dude did you see samarah last night?
yeah! she looks like a total ape.
the fear of dying naked and your friends finding out that you have a small p*n*s as he sat on the toilet with his pants around his ankles, staring blankly at the cheap, old hot water system, keyserism played heavily on his mind.
when you watch a video of yourself having s*x whilst you are having s*x “watching myself in a f*ckloop was a huge turn-on…”
bald…. so bald avenell is bald
- pink goatee
a pretty pink v*g*n* dude, she has the nicest pink goatee