Sambar Nigger Eggs
playful term for the extra-heavy & very voluminous t-st-cl-s of a dalit-dravidian man. on account of their afro-dravidian & afro-dalit descent with attendant elevated testosterone levels, dravida & shudra men are endowed with extremely large genitalia, & consequently, oversized testes. in fact, one non-brahmin south indian t-st-cl- is often the size of two or three caucasoid ‘bhangra b-lls’.
in contrast to other phrases which often contain ‘sambar n-gg-r’, this term is usually not derogatory, as the applier is implicitly complementing the size of the target’s privates.
etymologically, the ‘eggs’ here are a translation of the indo-aryan ‘anda’, which is a common vulgarity universally applied to the t-st-cl-s across north indian languages. meanwhile, ‘sambar n-gg-r’ is a colloquialism applied to south indian men.
1) at jhajjar urinal
sheikh chilli: ya allah! you have some heavy sambar n-gg-r eggs! you must be able to chod (f-ck) whole night!
telinga sipahi: of course! your thulukkachi sl-ts love my full-night sessions!
2) goa nude beach
lahori paki girl: look at the size of those sambar n-gg-r eggs on that south indian goonda!
hyderabadi paki girl: that’s just average for a dravidian man!
3) at the hammam
chotu: how much do your sambar n-gg-r eggs weigh?
thambi: about 1 kg – each!
chotu: sala! how can you walk straight?
4) banto biwi doesn’t prefer big black dravidian d-cks
banta punjabi: my biwi (wife) doesn’t favour big black dravidian d-cks!
santa punjabi: wow – you’re so lucky to have an innocent punjaban as your biwi!
banta punjabi: instead she prefers sambar n-gg-r eggs!! she loves having them slap against her bhangra b-tt cheeks when f-cking a madrasi!
5) sangh parivar pappan: my dear pappathi, if a non-brahmin ever tries to rape you, you should kick him hard in his sambar n-gg-r eggs!
6) bombay girl: how is your new madrasi boyfriend, velu?
delhi girl: excellent! his sambar n-gg-r eggs are so heavy, he can chod (f-ck) all night and day!
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