Samford
1) university in birmingham, al
2) nexus of old south money
3) center of madison avenue christianity
4) land of beauty queens
1) yeah, i go to samford. not stanford, samford…in alabama.
2) i think every male since my great grandfather rev. billy bob beeson has gone to samford.
3) my tattoo’s in hebrew, it means “beloved,” and it totally matches the earrings that i just got from yurman!
4) are you kidding? i’d never leave the house without pearls, heels, and hairspray!
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