sammi-sweethearted
when a girl gets caught red handed being shady (lying, cheating, etc.) yet, in the face of overwhelming evidence, still denies everything making herself look even worse.
jack: “did you hear about jessica and tim?”
roy: “no, what happened?”
jack: “she totally sammi-sweethearted him”
roy: “oh yeah?”
jack: “yeah man, he caught her s-xting her ex-boyfriend but she still tried to deny any wrongdoing.”
roy: “haha, nice”
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