sammich maker
(n) a woman
dude 1: i’m hungry.
dude 2: wanna sammich?
dude 1: do you have a sammich maker?
dude 2: h-llz yea, my gf jane!
-a few minutes later-
jane: here’s your sammiches!
dude 2: good, now back to the kitchen!
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