sammy moses
1. a psycho stalker b-tch with the eyes of an instane person
2. owner of all things fantasy. including unicorns, fairies, goblins, rainbows, leprachauns, eskimos, and the occasional dinosaur. does not like to be bothered when in the “me-time mode,” which entails sitting in a corner rocking back and forth prattling on about her future wishes of ponies and p-n-ses. also lives in a house made of lincoln logs. aww yeah.
“someone needs to tell that sammy moses in the corner to stop wishing for ponies and d-cks and get a life!”
“i got followed home by a sammy moses today. holy sh-t, i literally p-ssed my pants i was so creeped out.”
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