Samson
a guy who stays in the park after dark to take n-gg-s goodie holes. he is around 6’10” he is black and bald. if you cut off his d-ck it grows back twice as long. if you are in the park and hear a smacking sound run. samson can bench 1000 pounds and squats around 3,459 and can run at 25 miles and hour. don’t go through the park after dark or he will take that goodie hole.
samson widened my goodie hole.
another word for gigantic d-ck
samson had a samson last night
an intelligent person who can be very, very shy at times. usually stubborn, tends to be funny and is always a good friend to have.
friend 1: who’s that kid?
friend 2: oh he definitely looks like a samson to me
a psychoactive product of the plant cannabis sativa aka marijuana. aka weed, trees, or mary jane.
i wanna talk to samson!
the act of curb stomping a gentleman who just wont shut up.
phyllis, if you dont shut your mouth, ill samson you
sweet man.
from regina spektor’s song- “samson”
“samson came to my bed
told me that my hair was red
told me i was beautiful and came into my bed…
kissed me ’til the mornin’ light, the mornin’ light
and he kissed me ’til the mornin’ light”
an act to ask someone to a date by im. (ex. aim, msn, etc.)
elitesniper: hi. teresa this is samson, wanna go out with me?
dinogirl: sure.
next day…
sammy: yo didja hear? samson pulled a samson on teresa last night on aim!!!
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