Samuel Ross-Gower


a special species of walrus of the order: anura (toad), family: aegithalidae (long tailed t-ts). it is often known to get drunk on the sea water in which it lives. in this delirious state, it donkey punches the blue whale (order: heather, family: spurr). known to be of low fidelity, it is often hunted down by the j-panese swordfish adept in the ninja arts of the underwater.
that guy is such a jerk, he’s like a samuel ross-gower.

only samuel ross-gower could tap worse -ss!!

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