Samurai Katsu


also known as “paranoia man”, “freestyle master”, “samurai dragon” and “total j-pan warrior”. a future superstar of wwe. he is the samurai that lives in the present. he will comes from j-pan. his finishers are: “paranoia slam”, “mortal kick”, “x-treme splash”, “dragon spear” and “the samurai bow lock”. he will be the strongest warrior of the world with his unique fists and kicks. also he is “the absolute master of wisdom”. he will kick the -ss of all pro-wrestlers of the world.

the master of wisdom…
will fight…
for the freedom…
for peace…
to be the best fighter ever!!!!!!!!
the samurai katsu easily defeated brock lesnar…

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