samurai tuck


a h-m-s-xual maneuver, when guy a is standing up (with a b-n-r of course) and guy b puts his head in between guy a’s legs sucking his d-ck, but guy b’s d-ck is also in guy a’s -ss. usually guy b has to be a midget or more politically correct a “little person” for this maneuver to occur. commonly referred to as the “human diaper.”
c’mon now, just because you’re younger than me and you’re my brother doesn’t mean we cant do a samurai tuck

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