when a man is getting his salad tossed, he *j*c*l*t*s on the back of his hand just before sh*tting in her face. when she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.
meredith won’t return my calls after i gave her a san antonio breakfast salad.
a bucktoothed redneck who likes pick-up trucks has no hands and makes racist jokes but doesn’t really mean them. ” thank god i’m not a cauy! “
- the five-floor goodbye
slang term for throwing someone out of a high window in an attempt to kill them, or defenestration. originates from tom francis’ game gunpoint, where one of the protagonist’s main methods of defeating his adversaries is shoving them out windows. there is also a track in the game’s soundtrack ent*tled “the five-floor goodbye”, which was […]
beaumaster is when a guy can shoot j*zz after climaxing over 15 feet. i was having s*x with jenny when her dad walked in on us and hit him with the beaumaster skills.
1. killing yourself via a live stream, in hopes your spirit will be “saved” like a mp4 etc, or you’ll get a like or 2. that loser just committed streamacide, wtf! he owed me 20$!