San Diego Pipe Cleaner
this effective technique is commonly referred to as “two in the pink, tongue in the stink”. while inserting two fingers into a woman’s v-g-n-, the partner penetrates the woman’s -n-s with his tongue. the partner’s other hand manually m-ssages the woman’s cl-toris and the combination brings her to a life-changing -rg-sm.
i did a san diego pipe cleaner on emmylou last night and she almost blacked-out!
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