Sand Blaster

the act of wrapping sandpaper around the p-n-s (rough side out of course) before engaging in -n-l intercourse with someone who really needs put in their place. only to be performed when lube-free -n-l just isn’t quite enough punishment for the dirty receiver.
“that b-tch is supposed to be my girlfriend, but i caught her f-cking three of my friends!”
“give her a sand blaster…that oughta teach her a lesson”
to lick your fingers, dip it in sand, and blasting it up her sn-tch. also been known as clam digging.
matt: “joe, i heard you gave lisa the sand blaster last night.”
joe: “i sure did! she said she liked it rough and dirty.”
when a guy is having s-x with a girl on the beach, pulls out his p-n-s, covers it with sand and rams it back in the v-g-n- causing excruciating pain.
i was f-cking p-ssed so i gave her a sandblaster
large -n-l expulsion of gastrointestinal g-sses post coitus on any sand covered coastline.
do you really need an example? o.k.:

“my girl was riding me on the beach, and i totally pulled a sand blaster!!”
after a long day at the beach you fart in someone’s face, thus blasting sand all over their face.
her face was pink and raw after receiving an unexpected sand blaster.
when you j-zz on a girls face and throw sand on her. lol
i just sand blaster that ho. lol
a girl with a mouth full of sand gives a guy a bl-w j-b, and his shaft is scr-pped uncomfortably by each individual grain. needless to say, the experience isn’t enjoyable for either party, and the couple is hopefully wasted on a beach – otherwise why the f-ck would her mouth be all sandy.
kate got drunk and sand blasted some dude on the beach.