Sand Cock


a terrible affliction caused by s-xual intercourse, biting, sucking, licking, or being otherwise naked in a beachy area. symptoms include inflamed p-n-s, extreme erectional pain, and general discomfort.

there is only one known cure for sand c-ck: time.
dude, i had s-x at the beach the other night and contracted a wicked case of sand c-ck.

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