sand dollar nipples
nipples larger than average. in fact, they are at least the size of a sand-dollar. they are acceptable on large br–sts, but downright dissappointing on small-t-ttet women
i took of this girls shirt and she had sand-dollars on her b–bs, i thought i was at the beach, even worse she was an a-cup
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