Sand Toad
a small pungent nefarious amphibian, which species ranges from throughout the northern and southern hemisphere. the small creature makes an aggravating noise (often misconstrued as a fart), and secretes an odor that could choke a maggot. these amphibians conduct this defense when in close proximity to a group of males, specifically if the group has recently devoured exotic spicy foods.
rashad: dude, wtf is that smell?
ridwan: i don’t know man, i think i just startled a sand toad!
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