Sandpaper Condoms


sandpaper condoms are condoms, usually used by emo kids to endure more pleasure as they like pain, while having s-x. this is common practice in australia
sean: ooh sophie, your so hot lets just have s-x here.
sophie: emo s-x?
sean: naturally.
sophie: then lemme just get out the sandpaper condoms
sean: ooh you like it nasty.

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