Sandra Fluke


a miserable, unpleasant and bitterly unattractive female who claims she and 40% of her georgetown law coeds need $1,000/yr for contraceptives. she was dragged into a controversy when talk-radio host rush limbaugh called her a “sl-t” for blowing through a grand’s worth of contraceptives in a year, thus causing leftists to hyperventilate, sh-t their pants, and fall all over themselves trying to get him kicked off the air, in their true fascist ways. however, limbaugh should not have called her a sl-t. he should have called her a lying shameless freeloader, and a professional victim who expects everyone else to fund her s-x life. (cause now this is a right too apparently) people aren’t against contraception. they’re against forcing insurers to cover it if they don’t want to. and anyone and everyone knows you can get “the pill” for around $10/month, and condoms relatively cheaply also. (again, she’s a liar!) and god forbid the shameless little freeloader be expected to control her urges until she can get to a gas station and pay a couple dollars for some condoms. that’s just too much to ask of the lying man-jawed freak. when fluke wants to f-ck, it’s now! like a monkey in heat, impulse control is out of the question.
dude: “hey, who’s that sl-t on the corner holding up a sign that says ‘will f-ck for free”

dude 2: that’s a man……oh wait, no, that’s sandra fluke, the sl-t that blows through a grand a year on contraceptives, and wants us to pay for it all!

dude: wow, what a shameless, lying, freeloading sack of sh-t!

dude 2: i agree. now let’s go buy some condoms and tag-team that hoe.

dude: right on!
stuck up b-tch who wants other people to pay for her to f-ck every single guy in the country.
did you hear about sandra fluke? ya she just banged every guy on the floor.

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