Sandspike


the art of -ss f-cking your girlfrind on the beach, when you miss the -ss and shove it into the sand. you realize what you have done and shove it in back into her -ss.
“man….i was -ss f-cking julie on the beach last night and gave her a sandspike”.
sandspike is a beach anchor design to act like a temporary mooring bit to keep watercraft on or off the beach. it is a registered product developed by jack kling
i used a sandspike to keep my boat from floating away while i was on the beach.

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