Sandvagina

an argumentative, contrary, temperamental or unruly person or thing. the term originally derives from the notion that a woman is grouchy because she has “sand in her v-g-n-“. however, the term can also being used on men, animals, or objects that exhibit these characteristics.
“dave: help me define sandv-g-n-.
justin: no.
dave: stop being a sandv-g-n- and help me you -ss.”

“matt’s just being a little sandv-g-n- because he isn’t getting any c-ck action.”
a sand v-g-n- is much like a regular v-g-n- but instead the flesh is replaced by sand, do not head south of the cl-toris on a sand v-g-n-, or you’ll find yourself at the pee hole and thats just not fun. if you somehow get bored with the sand vigina, you can keep moving south, there you will find the corn hole, just remember, what goes in, must come out
hey look! over there, on the bay!
its a sand v-g-n- thats wants to play!
so jump in friend you good ol’ pal!
or everyone will call you a h-m-s-xual!
– ben (props to jack-ss)
the most enourmas v-g-n- in the world made completely out of sand
i fell into a sand v-g-n- just the other day, i didnt want to go inside of it but my friends they called me gay