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sandwich job

1) one of those small chicken sandwiches from the wendy’s drivethru, often eaten in cars with friends after great clint eastwood movies. often has ambiguous s-xual connotations.
john: “how’d you like that sandwich job?”

scott: “why, it was delicious!”
the act of eating a sandwich, while oral s-x is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.
girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: h-ll ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a bl-w j-b too??
dude: a sandwich job?! spread it on.
the act of eating a sandwich, while oral s-x is performed on you.

requires:

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