sandwichly
adverb meaning “within the limits of sandwich consumption”. the phrase “as soon as sandwichly possible” reflects a reluctance of someone to aid another, having better things to do instead (such as eating a sandwich). the phrase is meant to be a sarcastic response to such a plead for help or -ssistance, and it was coined by the crew of a movie reviewing podcast named “we hate movies” in an episode named “deadly friend”.
“you want me to check under your bed for monsters? yeah, i’ll come as soon as sandwichly possible.”
“when the package will arrive? as soon as sandwichly possible.”
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