Sandy Palmer
1) when a handjob is given by someone who has put sand on their hands to create a rough, abrasive surface.
2) when a handjob is given by someone who has rough, callused, or dry skin.
either results in a very unpleasant, painful experience for the one receiving the handjob.
1) she was mad at me, so when i wasn’t looking, she grabbed a handful of sand and gave me a sandy palmer that chaffed the h-ll out of my piece!
2) i was looking forward to a good had job, but her hands were so dry she gave me a sandy palmer without even knowing it!
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