sandy poop
after having a long day at the beach you get one of these. it usually comes from sitting on the beach, surfing boggyboarding,body surfing, etc. can also get in v-g-n-. feels almost like sand paper coming out, and can make a crunching sound at times. getting it in the v-g-n- can be very painful. if you do get in v-g-n-, make sure to wash out before having s-x because it can really ruin the inside of you if you do. same goes for the gay men. if you get it in b-tt hole make sure not to have b-tt s-x with your gay boyfriends otherwise it wont feel that great. but i dont care if you guys do it cause you gay guys suck -ss anyway.
“dad, where is the toilet scubber i just had a sandy p–p and the sand is everywhere?”
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