sandykalp is usually a person called sankalp who has a lot of snow (dandruff) in his hair
me:why is it snowing
my friend:probably sandykalp
- mummy surprise
after one deficates, one wraps their finger(s) with toilet paper and inserts into the deficaters *n*s; thoroughly cleaning the sphincter. after p**ping this morning, charley avoided another brown ballerina by having eric give him a mummy surprise.
- my d*ck hurts
means you are in a foul mood, angry. man my favourite team lost, my d*ck hurts now!
a person who is the most annoying, but is also very intelligent. mergen, please shut the f*ck up! there’s a test today? mergen, sit next to me.
the knedlers are usually full of their own sh*t and typical *ssholes. you’re acting like of the knedlers , tina .