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a millennium version of what was once known as a pansy. sanjayas are “men” who have very obviously received an uncomfortable amount of love from his mommy and sisters. too feminine to be heteros-xual, not stylish enough to be metros-xual and not flamboyant to be h-m-s-xual, sanjayas are has confused as the rest of us are about which vine they swing on. hints to ones sanjayality:

1. you go to a salon instead of a barber
2. you openly admit to feminine acts such as, hula-hooping, eyebrow plucking and a love of disney movies
3. you aspire to be on magazine covers such as teen or tiger beat
4. 12 year old girls (and younger) have abandon their backstreet boys fan club to start one for you.

inspired from the 17 year-old american idol contestant
i’m not sure if he’s seeing anyone, he’s a little sanjaya to me.
code word for “gay” if you don’t want anyone to find out because you have to be politically correct.
a: omg that guy’s so gay!

b: what!

a: dah…i mean that guy’s so sanjaya!
(v) to completely ruin something

the term comes from sanjaya malakar, the contestant on american idol season 6 who consistently does bad performances with terrible hair.
example: he sanjayad that that (test, hairdo, song, anything)
1. used in place of h-llo or good-bye
2. used to describe a person who is not up for the activity suggested or for someone who sucks in general
3. can also be used as a congratulations
4. can also be used in place of thank-you
5. can also be used in place of no thank you
1. sanjaya! how are you today?

gotta run, sanjaya!

2. (a) hey do you want to play frisbee?

no, not today.

stop being such a sanjaya

(b)do you know that guy?

yeah, he’s a sanjaya. let’s not talk to him.

3. sanjaya, guess what!

what?

i graduated!

oh sanjaya!

thanks!

4. would you like a beer?

no sanjaya, sanjaya anyways though

sanjaya!
a particularly annoying, typically bashful male pre-teen or teen semi-transs-xual of south asian descent. these young males can be observed selling themselves on the streets of manila, hanoi and kolkata, competing in international telethons or contests, or singing at tacky wedding receptions in delhi.

that businessman from indiana is going to cambodia to buy several sanjayas to take back to the marriott, where after they have exhausted their p-ssions will retire to the lobby disco to watch several other sanjayas perform their contortionist routine to enya.
one who has terrible hair styles and gets by in life by sucking at virtually everything.
comes from sanjaya malakar of american idol who got votes by being gay.
d-mn that dumb-ss was such a sanjaya
h-ll yeah he was!
a 17-year-old, soft-hearted boy who underwent much criticism and stereotyping during his partic-p-tion on american idol.
sanjaya is my husband. here are our kids :d :d :d :d :d

they have their daddy’s smile.