sansBalaban


a person who used to have a balaban but has shaved it off or reduced it to a goatee.
oh g-d, put that goatee-trimmer down, i can’t bear to think of you as a sansbalaban.

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    to look at a cute picture, such as puppies or kittens, immediately after seeing something horrifyingly offensive in an effort to erase or clear the memory the previous image. while surfing the net i accidentally stumbled upon a g–ts-. to recover i did an eye rinse with a picture panda’s playing on a slide.

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    acronym for “sh-tting and p-ssing in terror” also rotfsapit “did you hear the new striborg lp?” “rotfsapit”

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    to delay the act of being an -sshole. example question: why be an -sshole later when you can get it over with now. why procastin-sshole.


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