Santa Anus Winds


what you call it when you sit on the bowl and just fart for 15-30 seconds. comparable to the hot dry easterly winds that blow off the pacific into southern california in late fall.
-man i really thought i had to dump out, but i just blew -ss on the bowl for like half a minute.
-oh, sounds like the santa -n-s winds are blowing through.

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