Santa Clause Drunk
drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. all judgment taken away.
symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. lots of pointing.
a straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he’s a loser because he’s fat. at top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he’s a fat loser.
then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his gl-ss at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.
that’s when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
Read Also:
- marijuanaisms
the technical terms required to understand ancient plant cannabis, referred to as marijuana in common modern english and law. there is currently a gr-ssroots movement spearheaded by a secret society within the cannabis culture to forward this mission. i got a test on im tonight. i’m studying for marijuanaisms 101. then i have to go […]
- Sexual Chocolate
from the movie “coming to america” w/ eddie murphy- name of a band in it “let’s give it up for s-xual chocolate!” a term defined during the 60s and 70s used to describe gay, black men. s-xual chocolate over there visits the gay clubs weekly. a black guy with a calm personality but an offensively […]
- Teentawints
it is an alternative to the female genitals. usually called the vgina, p-ssy, cookie, etc… it should be used in the presence of children and others you don’t want in on the convo. last night i was told that my teentawints taste like bananas! that boi ate my teentawints like it was his last meal, […]
- mannaggia
italian word for “d-mnit!” ah mannaggia! i broke the plate! now what am i gonna do?
- tehar
a word used in place of ha or laughing. only used for cool san diegans not cool person: your not cool cool person: tehar tehar not cool person: what the heck is tehar????? cool person: and your calling me not cool tehar! not cool person: whaaaaaa a way to express laughter. such as haha or […]