santa whores
a group of prosit-tutes that are employed by santa to raise needed money for santa to deal in good cheer and pay for the bling on his sleigh
i see that santas wh-r-s are trolling the streets, offering christmas cheer to some h-rny christmas shoppers and those bar patrons coming out of the nightclubs.
hey do you what corner the santa wh-r-s are located??
a group of prosit-tutes that are employed by santa to raise needed money for santa to deal in good cheer and pay for the bling on his sleigh
i see that santas wh-r-s are trolling the streets, offering christmas cheer to some h-rny christmas shoppers and those bar patrons coming out of the nightclubs.
hey do you what corner the santa wh-r-s are located??
the dirty little -rs- lickers that suck up to santa!!!
the b-tches that suck santa’s d-ck for a prezzie!!!
b-tches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!
“look at those dirty little santa wh-r-s!”
“yeh dude!” “those b-tches would practically let santa c-m in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!”
“debbie got a diamond ring off raulphy for xmas!”
“simone gotta solid gold necklace!”
“and jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!”
“there all santa wh-r-s!!!”
“i wish i was a santa wh-r-” 🙁
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