Santas Beard
in the process of t-tty f-cking a girl you will reach your climax. when releasing your seaman, aim for the girls chin. if this target is it, it will resemble a white beard such as santas, although this beard will be dripping.
dude ralph! the other day i was t-tty f-cking your mom, i gave her a hardcore santas beard!
when a guy goes down on a girl with a yeast infection, and after she c-ms his mouth and chin are covered with white lumpy discharge.
i heard antoinette gave him a santa’s beard.
after giving a guy a handjob, with his c-m on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell santas beard!!!
guy- dude my girl santa’s beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.
girlfreind-hey babe guess what..
boyfreind-what?
girlfreind- santas beard!!
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