Santucci


to c-m on a girls face by pulling her head back and blowing your load all over her face. end the santucci by saying to the girl “you’ve just been santuccied”.
girl is giving a guy oral s-x and just before he c-ms he pulls out and santucci’s all over her face.
noun – a person whose presence around computer hard drives eventually leads to their demise.

verb – one who breaks computer hard drives.
my hard drive! you’re such a santucci, christina!

you totally just santuccied my hard drive, you b-tch.
verb san-too-chee:
1. the act of using highly sophisticated words in an inappropriate setting. such as when at a party, talking to your friends, or outside of school. this could also mean not purposely using the sophisticated word but then realizing it sounds pretty sophisticated.

2. making something (as in a school paper, project, speech sophisticated, or the like) more sophisticated, or adding articulate words to it.
guy 1: “aye man did you finish that language arts essay yet? it’s due tomorrow.”
guy 2: “nah not yet, i’m almost done though. i just need to santucci it up.”
guy 1: “yea yea i feel you.”

girl 1: “did you hear what johnny told me?”
girl 2: “no what he say?”
girl 1: “that i’m ugly! now i’m upset, and i get very spontaneous when i’m upset!”
girl 2: “ohh gurl spontaneous?? hashtag that one girl the sophistication be too real!”
girl 1: “#santucci”
a girl who is not afraid to speak her mind. she is always full of energy, but can also have some att-tude at times. her mind is always full of creative ideas or just random, silly, sometimes s-xual concepts. even though she jokes around a lot, she never truly means it. she is also one of the most ghetto italian girls ever. gotta love her awesome rapping skillz;) & this girl is gorg. :] she is a beast defender/goalie in soccer and knows how to keep order on a team! most important of all, she knows how to make her friends laugh their fckn -sses off when they don’t even feel like smiling. santucci is the best person ever. oh, and don’t mess with her-she will give you the dirties looks o.o lmf–. oh, and lastly; santucci and her bf and absolutely adorable together. “ok, i’m don3. leh-gaw” (look at me now;chris brown). -> i love you bbygurllllllll<3 oh wow, she is such a santucci! d-mn, who's that santucci girl?!

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