sapuku


what some people say instead of “sepuku”- ritual j-panese suicide involving a knife to the abdomain.
sapuku is so emo, no wonder j-pan is so f-cked up.

i just got raped by that test i’m going home and commit the sapuku.

what a funny way to die, ‘i’m so sad…erggh’. no wonder they lost wwii

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