sara wallman
sounds like miley cyrus, which is extremely s-xy. she looks like god and cupid’s baby, except without god’s manly beard. like change the beard into a l-sty body and there she is. when you see her face, you will need to change your pants. her personality doesn’t matter when you’re as smoking hot as her. but, her personality is still supa s-xy.
tony: d-mn, you sound like miley cyrus…lets f-ck
sara wallman: okay, because i’m s-xy.
tony: shibby!
sara wallman: get naked.
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