saraism
a series of acts that can be simply stated as faux pretentious.
1. i like the oc.
2. and hate booz. oh seriously? what the f-ck is this beer doing in my shoe.
3. jill- i need some godd-mn coffee.
4. i’m not bitter; i just f-cking hate you.
5. what the sh-t? since when did the world not speak french.
6. those b-tches want to out do us in franglais? we will oust their -sses by creating a alphabet panel.
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