Saratoga Springs


historic town known for it’s horse racing, popped izod collars, racino cougars and elitist mentality.
man: let’s go to starbucks, shop at eddie bauer, then cheat on our taxes!

woman: oh, that’s soooo saratoga springs!
a city in upstate new york filled with rich pot-heads. almost everyone there smokes weed or drinks alcohol. parties occur every weekend and parents don’t give a sh-t about what kids do. almost no virgins live there either, everybody has s-x.
me:”i live in saratoga springs”
friend:”bring me to a party!!!!”
me: “do you wanna get high or wasted?”
friend:”both”

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