sarcasmometer
one’s internal sarcasm detector.
guy 1: dude, that riced out civic is so bad -ss. i’ve gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.
guy 2: yeah, that’d be cool.
guy 1: i wasn’t being serious, man. your sarcasmometer must need calibration.
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