Sartor


sartor leader of the sartorians… commonly known as sartorias aurellias. he raised his men from the evil clutches of the macedonians and conqured the whole of the world. he fought many battles and killed many men. he lost many men but conqured the world. he worshipped luigi, often sacrificed cakes full of grease and fat to satisfy luigi and his big bush! sartorias aurellias made his younger brother steven prince and his wife bagusha queen!
if only i was like sartorias aurellias

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