Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle


when you’re on top during a 69 and you sit up and drop a filthy diarrhea splat on your lovers chest. this leaves them on their back, hands and legs flailing in the air like a turtle turned on its sh-ll.
after dinner last night my girl couldn’t wait for me to give her a saskatoon sloppy turtle.

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