Sasquatch Kid


aka s-ssy, he is the kid of the group (if hes even in a group) that is the loser that n-body likes but, is kept around for the soul purpose of making fun of him. the sasquatch kid is justin bieber like in appearence, likes to stalk people via gps, and says catch phases like “a f-ck you” “wow -sshole” “hey -ss wipe” and the ever so famous “you jew”. the sasquatch kid is also a major troll bait cuz he doesnt get most inside jokes or jokes at all for that matter. on the internet the sasquatch kid will appear gaiaf-gish in a way with his “;-_-” anime emoticon. coming in contact with a sasquatch kid can and will result in.. iq loss, herpes, internet tom foolery, bieber fever, the need to kill ones self or others, super herpes, and the loss of puppy. oh yeah, he also likes to eat puppies. and or pee on them too.
xanthe: omg!
perry: what?
xanthe: is that a gay teal greenish bike?
perry: ah horse cr-p! here comes that kid s-ssy again.
xanthe: we have to protect the puppy!!
perry: agreed!
sasquatch kid: hey you jews, i tracked you via gps.
perry: wow! gee much?
xanthe: zing! lol
sasquatch kid: wow -sshole! ;-_-
r: go away no one likes you. roar! roar! roar!

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