sassaphone


an imaginary phone that pertains to someone’s s-ssy att-tude.
derek was very rude to the teacher, so jessie said, “ring, ring.” and whitney said, “derek, it’s for you; your s-ssaphone is ringing.”

or

josh was in a bad mood, and was very edgy so emily told him to hang up his s-ssaphone.

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