SatAM


a reference to the early sat-rday morning tv show that aired between 1993 and 1995 starring a team of freedom fighters attempting to liberate their war torn planet from the clutches of the dicator, warlord ivo robotnik and his angsty nephew, snively.

this show is considered to top all subsequent sonic the hedgehog tv shows due to its excellent plot line and extremely credited voice cast. many wapanese followers of the sonic fandom reject it due to its non-j-panese origin and serious storyline, not to mention the orignality prevalent in the animation style, a detail absent in most contemporary cartoons. sadly, the show was canceled due to a change in leadership at abc and being stacked up against the lackl-ster power rangers in the same time block.
normal person: hey, did you hear they released one dvd of sonic satam out for sale?
wapanese kid: zomg!! satam is teh suk! sonic x roxxorz!!!
normal person: what makes sonic x so much better than satam?
wapanese kid: i… uhh… aarrgh!!! -explodes-
the only good version of sonic the hedgehog.
satam has an evil dictator. segasonic/sonic x has a goofy and mentally r-t-rded b–b named eggman prancing around in his egg-o-matic going “hohoho! you can never rebut my pathetic plan a two year old could counter!
he best of the sonic the hedgehog cartoon series, which featured good actors and a great plot. was killed off by the power rangers show in 1995, and ruined by the furry community which polluted the internet with cliched h-m-s-xual fanfics filled with spelling/grammar errors, and poorly-drawn ms-paint/crayon p-rn pics showing the satam characters engaging in gay -n-l s-x orgies.

may the furries and the power rangers fans burn in h-ll.

now the sonic cartoon series is being continued with a wapanese otaku masturbation-fest called sonic x.
and it sucks royal -ss.
the satam series was canned halfway before it was completed. d-mn those power rangers f-ggots!
the old sonic the hedgehog show. used to be shown on sat-rday morinings, hence satam. hard to find off the net.
find any satam eps?
overrated sonic the hedgehog cartoon.
it was a good series, with an interesting plotline and some well thought out characters, but it was hardly anything that could be considered ‘sonic’, as the only relevence the show had to the popular sega character was sonic himself. nothing else related to original games or characters at all, and the fact that tails was basically a defenceless kid who barely made any appearences was painful.

sonic x episode 1 > satam
sonic fan ein: satam ish better than sonic x!
sonic fan zwei: i guess, if you’re looking for a series that completly throws anything relating to the character out the window.

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