Satan’s Rectum

satan’s r-ct-m refers the -sshole or r-ct-m of an individual who’s rectal cavity is so dirty, wretchedly foul, unclean and repugnant, that it emanates vile and putrid odors permeating the air like a vicious sword cutting through the nasal membranes. surrounding individuals encounter a stench aura and obscene, olfactory cling rivaling the world’s most stinky cheeses. smells attributed to satan’s r-ct-m include combinations of limburger cheese served in a squalid jock strap, a roquefort served in a fecal filled diaper, an epoisses served in a dry sauna with a bucket of rotten eggs, or a camembert served on the floor of a portable toilet after a rave. satan’s r-ct-m compounds one’s miry -ss with habitual bung hole ecructation of sh-t vapors and sh-t fumes with the viscosity of rancid b-tter. the amalgam is mistaken for a demonic ent-ty extruding bile and vomit in an biblical exorcism. individuals encountering the insidious rank report dry mouth, watery eyes, overwhelming nausea, violent retching, dry heaves and violent emesis. such demonic, iniquitous permeations have been likened to the smell of jeffrey dahmer’s freezer during an extended power outage, the eviscerated decomposing corpse of an 800 pound man, and the rotting, gangrenous flesh caused by bacterial infection combined with severe bromhidrosis (body odor). satan’s r-ct-m is very well known for its -ssociation with heinous -n-s fragrance.
for weeks she retched and gagged. for weeks her eyes watered. her vomiting gave fear to concerns of impending death. the smell of rotten eggs hastend the call to her priest for cleansing. her love of stinky cheese ended in gagging at the thought. her own malevolent body odor made the ent-ty sweet as morning dew. her search for the source compounded by inability to rid her nostrils of the demon clinging inside her. then, by devine intervention, her roommate bent down before her amd in all his glory he revealed himself. satan’s r-ct-m stood before her.