satan’s taint


alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 part tabasco sauce, 3 parts everclear. light on fire and enjoy whilst this h-llish mixture make you wish for death. also have some pepto ready, you will get explosive sh-ts that burn like h-ll the following day.
man 1: “i have the sh-ts like no one’s business”
man 2: “you shouldn’t have drank satan’s taint last night!”

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