Satislap
that oh-so-satisfying slap you deliver to a friend that has recently developed a relationship he won’t shut up about. 99% of the time, it is aimed at the crotch, and results in an equally satisfying grunt from the love-struck guy. normally only performed if the guy in question has been talking incessantly about his new s-xy-time buddy for days. can also be done with a foot. or a knee. or a sledgehammer.
dave wouldn’t shut up about his new s-xy friend emma, so we gave him a satislap. but he wouldn’t shut-up, so we gave him one with our feet. and then he still wouldn’t shut up, so we bought a sledgehammer.
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